February 2012
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Have You Ever Licked A Lamp Post In Winter?: HOW... →
meiloslyther:
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks, tastes or smells unpleasant. Give them a gaudy or cheap...
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frenchhornsandunicorns:
zomg dashboard looks slightly different. scared the crap out of me
I seriously just made noise and freaked my roommate out.
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Watchladymusouka:
90sjamz:
Roll Back the Rock (to the Dawn of Time) | From We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story (1993)
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When I decide to clean:
When I’m told to clean:
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Judge strikes down DOMA →
gaywrites:
A California judge struck down a “key provision” of the Defense of Marriage Act tonight in a case involving a federal employee seeking benefits for her same-sex partner - the first ruling like this since the Obama administration announced it would no longer defend DOMA.
From ABC:
Karen Golinski, a lesbian woman married to her spouse under California law, brought the suit after...
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What's Up With "Alot" and "A Lot"?
theyuniversity:
If you’re wondering where the “Alot” creature comes from, click HERE.
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Dance In The Dark
I have a simple wish that means a lot to me.
I want a slow dance in the dark.
No music,
no light,
just closeness and a few peaceful moments between two people;
me and whoever he may be.
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Expect to See A Lot LESS Of Me
My educational life is an absolute mess right now, and I’m afraid it’s starting to bleed into my personal life.
Therefore, I’m cracking down on myself to get myself back on track. I’m not going to be using Tumblr on a regular basis as part of this. I’m also cutting back on Twitter, YouTube, and other sites as well.
As to my friends who follow me, I may not be out...
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
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hannahisdead:
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
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He Loves to Dance
Me: QT is a magical place.
Him: Omg yes!
Me: I saw the milkshake machines and said, "Is this for real?!?: and then saw the "F'REAL" logo.
Him. Lmao yes I love those!!!!!
Me: SO AMAZINGGGGGG and I must go there more often.
Him: I'm going there now! Haha
Me: shweeeet!
Him: Hehe. you gonna make me fat
Me: We'll dance it off!
Him: That's true!
Me: I could use all the help with dancing anyway, hahahahaha
Him: Dancing in bed? =0 Haha jk. :)
Me: A horizontal tango? ;)
Him: Haha wow never thought about that!
Me: Well it does take two to tango.
Him: Haha that is very true!
Me: And you have to learn the basics first. I am going really far with the metaphor, aren't I?
Him: Haha nope. ;) Do you know your basics? =0
Me: I still have a few steps to learn ;)
Him: Lmao. Have you been tangoing before? =0
Me: It was more of a basic quickstep. What about you?
Him: Let's just say I've gained a lot of experience through an ex dance partner. :)
Me: Well maybe I'll have to look into dance lessons. ;)
Him: Lmao. I only give lessons If I get things in return. :)
Me: Well of course! :)
Him: Haha what would you give instead? =0
Me: Other than being a dance partner?
Him: Haha yes :)
Me: I can promise laughter, smiles, and happy memories. :)
Him: Aw that is very sweet. Omg!
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It takes two to tango.
Especially a horizontal tango.
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I HAVE BOUNCING BUTTLACK
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A cat with no legs
lifertillthebitterend:
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Kitty, I’d love you and take care of you and your little nubs :3
And I don’t even like cats.
